Around the Rim by Johnson Tsang
you are so thOROUGHLY NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
WHENN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD THIS POEM MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I LITERALLY SHIT MYSELF AND HAD TO GO HOME
IM STILL LAUGHING
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
Ice tea, cheerios and rubber ducks. All over the table and on your lap, just how you asked me honey.
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
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